I hate it when people take pictures of their face
and then put the comment as “ignore my face”. Bitch, how the fuck are we supposed to ignore your face if it’s the only thing in the damn picture.
(Source: legend4ry)
When you’re reading a fanfic and something terrible happens when you’re not expecting it
(Source: usb-dongle)
When five year olds have a phone
Who are you gonna call?
Barney?!
- Class is too quiet
- Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
